horsesandcashprizes asked
Have you seen Inside yet? What were your thoughts?

Yeah, I saw it at the Famous Speigeltent in Sydney. I liked it! It wasn’t a comedy, per se. I would not tell people they were expecting laughs the entire time. It was a lot darker, like some parts of Woodley. Definitely not for kids.

Col had told me that Lano and Woodley were finishing up. But it was weird, because we were getting on better than ever. The show was going really, really well. But I could feel doom rising. Rising in a landscape of fear and spread its foreboding wings of despair, and … ff… flew… up. Flew up, like a big, black … pig. No! Not pig. Bat. Big black bat of despair flew up and it had… it was a scary black bat of fear and it had… tendrils off it. Like long, flowery — flowery? Not flowery — um, sort of tentacle ones with tentacles like an octopus. Yeah, euugh, creepy. Never trust anything that’s got lips on its legs. Look, basically, what I’m trying to tell you is that I was feeling PRETTY SHIT about the whole thing.

Frank Woodley in Lano & Woodley, Good Bye.

THE ADVENTURES OF LANO & WOODLEY RE-RELEASE ON WEDNESDAY!

Hey guys! Just a reminder that The Complete Adventures of Lano & Woodley will be re-released on Wednesday, 13th of March. 

Definitely worth purchasing it if you never have owned the series before!

However, I have contacted the people who now produce the DVD and they have informed me that there are no additional bonus features and instead has the same ones as the previous version.

For this reason, unless you like having two versions of exactly the same DVD, do not buy this for yourself.

… Instead, buy it for a person who has not seen the show and enlighten them. 

I do miss it a bit, actually, ‘cause I was just talking to my good friend Simon, who’s in a trio called Tripod, and they’re still kicking around and doing gigs, and he’s gonna do a gig tonight, and I kinda just felt a little bit jealous. That nice little kind of road trip thing that Frank and I used to do, and you’d go and do a show, and then you, you know, sell a few CDs and sign autographs, and you know, it’s good for the spirit, good for the soul. But at the same time, I perform to, I don’t know, 100-200 thousand people every afternoon, so, it’s a different stage of my life, but I do miss it a little bit. I don’t miss Frank’s weird attitude to hygiene, but that’s alright. We’re still friends.

Colin Lane, on whether he misses performing standup comedy. [x] (via readysteadycolin)